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White House Thanksgiving pardon: If you like one of these turkeys, you can keep one of these turkeys

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By Doug Powers  •  November 26, 2013 11:47 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

Tomorrow, President Obama will decide which of two Dem-friendly turkeys to pardon — and I’m referring to a pair of actual birds and not Hassan Nemazee and Tony Rezko.

The turkeys, named Popcorn or Caramel, are being paraded in front of a national death panel which will ultimately decide their fate in a real-life “Hunger Games.”

At the White House website there’s a page with detailed information about each bird, and I’ve added a category at the end so the country can make a more informed decision:

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Prediction: The turkey that gets Obama’s pardon tomorrow will coincidentally be the one that knows the most about HTML code.

**Written by Doug Powers

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