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Settled science: Global warming has raised ocean level so much Cory Booker can no longer drive to Hawaii

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By Doug Powers  •  March 11, 2014 06:31 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

From the files of “Imagine if Sarah Palin Said It” comes this…

Last night, some Senate Dems stayed up all night whining about “climate change” while hoping nobody remembered they haven’t passed a climate bill since they gained control of the Senate in 2006 (not that I want them to mistake that fact for criticism).

Among last night’s participants in what Gabriella Hoffman bullseyed as a “junk science slumber party” was N.J. Sen. Cory Booker, who did some reminiscing about life before global warming:

“Right after I turned 17 and got my New Jersey drivers license, one of the earliest places I drove was a trip, the only trip I’ve ever taken, was, was to Hawaii.”

Booker was corrected by an anti-science “denier,” but it was the perfect fit for an evening filled with fact-challenged “settled science.”

Click the pic for Cory-Cam video at Breitbart.com:

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While in Hawaii, Booker also reportedly used to like to drive west from Hawaii out to a fast food joint called “Mariana Trench-Burger,” which went out of business when global warming covered it in water several miles deep.

**Written by Doug Powers

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