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**Written by Doug Powers

The head of Russia’s state news agency and Vladimir Putin’s hand-picked propagandist, Dmitry Kiselyov, isn’t really going out of his way to keep the chest-thumping to a minimum:

As US condemns Crimean vote, Russian TV host Kiselyov warns: “Russia is the only country capable of turning the U.S. into radioactive dust.”

— Maria Danilova (@mashadanilova) March 16, 2014

Job offer from North Korea incoming.

John Kerry has given Kiselyov until tomorrow to take this back.

I’ve read that losing sleep because Russia can turn the U.S. into “radioactive dust” (and a general fear of Putin) is Kiselyov’s explanation for why Obama’s going gray, but maybe somebody can translate.

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**Written by Doug Powers

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