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Just to be safe, if Joe Biden invites you over for a swim, politely decline

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By Doug Powers  •  August 1, 2014 06:17 PM

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According to a new book, here’s how Joe Biden might be planning to spend his weekend:

Sure, there’s a chance this isn’t true, but it seems so very Biden-ish that I’d be inclined to avoid pool parties at Joe’s:

In “The First Family Detail,” author Ronald Kessler quotes unnamed Secret Service agents dishing about the supposedly “hidden lives” of Presidents and the other important people they protect.

Biden is portrayed as being more interested in coming off as a “regular Joe” than being potentially responsible for the nation’s nuclear codes.

Not to mention he’s a guy who apparently doesn’t have a problem getting naked.

“Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes.

“Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.”
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Between Biden’s “lack of consideration as evidenced by” his naked aquatics and his supposedly incessant last-minute schedule changes, “being assigned to his detail is considered the second worst assignment in the Secret Service,” Kessler writes.

Biden’s Secret Service detail has learned from past uncomfortable experience that when the veep talks like this it’s always followed by an evening dip in the raw:

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