Did You Know...

   

Hillary Clinton weighs in on Ferguson protests, Titanic sinking

Share
By Doug Powers  •  August 29, 2014 05:31 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

Hillary Clinton finally commented publicly about Ferguson, Missouri — just in time to help cool things down. Thanks to the delay, the Hillary 2016 semi-rapid response team had enough time to run a planned statement by about 150 focus groups. Unfortunately, after that filtering, the only words that made the cut were “and” and “the.” Instead of going with just two words, Team Hillary bravely decided to chance it.

Place your bets: How many times was this rehearsed in front of a mirror in Chappaqua?

Abridged version: Horrible, but way to go, almost everybody involved!

Apparently “what difference does it make” did not make the cut this time.

After her belated Ferguson statement, Hillary went on to say that she was shocked and dismayed by the sinking of the Titanic, but praised the crew’s efforts as well as acts of bravery from some passengers while saying that the drifting iceberg, while serving as possible evidence of global warming, remained steadfast throughout the ordeal.

**Written by Doug Powers

Twitter @ThePowersThatBe

blog comments powered by Disqus

Gee, Hillary REALLY didn’t want her deleted yoga emails to fall into enemy hands

August 25, 2016 08:59 PM by Doug Powers

hillarypresser

Her thoughts on the lotus position were heavily guarded secrets

James Carville: The Clintons’ pay-to-play schemes save lives so their critics better prepare to go to hell

August 23, 2016 10:13 AM by Doug Powers

jamescarville

Lawlessness, for the children!

America’s pickled in Clinton corruption as Hillary performs feat of strength on Kimmel show

August 23, 2016 09:38 AM by Doug Powers

hillarypickles1

Nothing’s kosher with the Clintons


Categories: 2016 Campaign, Bill Clinton, Corruption, Feature Story, Hillary Clinton

Follow me on Twitter Follow me on Facebook