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Journos in embarrassing hot pursuit of Hillary’s *Mystery Machine (*van courtesy of Red Herring Motors of Chappaqua)

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By Doug Powers  •  April 15, 2015 07:54 AM

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Multiple choice quiz: What are these “journalist” chasing down?

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A) The dismantled, smashed and charred remains of Hillary’s email server as they were carted away from the Clinton residence in a Geek Squad meat wagon.

B) A lead about the $6 billion unaccounted for during Hillary’s tenure at the State Department.

C) A van containing Hillary Clinton that is ironically dubbed the “Mystery Machine.”


The answer is obvious, but maybe these “journalists” are trying to help Hillary let voters know that she’s the candidate who will carry on Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” legacy (from Free Beacon via Twitchy):

Media self-inflicted beclownings are going to rapidly rise in the coming months, but in defense of these particular journos, Hillary keeps them baited by tossing a Chipotle burrito out the window every once in a while.

Rumor has it that after the “road trip” Hillary will donate the van as living space for some of her campaign workers.

You know, the media keeps falling over themselves to cover Hillary’s Scooby van, but the Clinton campaign seems to be going out of its way to ensure that her husband Shaggy maintains a low profile these days.

**Written by Doug Powers

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