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Place your bets: How will Hillary’s campaign ‘offset’ private jet emissions?

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By Doug Powers  •  July 29, 2015 08:49 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

Last week, in a touching tribute to Al Gore and his merry band of eco-hypocrites, Hillary Clinton called global warming “one of the urgent threats of our time,” and then jumped on a private jet. But Hillary’s going to open a can of magical hypocrisy-erasing “offsets” to wipe clean any potential threat to Mother Gaia:

Hillary Clinton’s campaign will offset all of its carbon emissions after facing criticism from Republicans for flying a private jet back from a climate change event, a campaign aide told CNN.

While the aide said that the entire campaign, including its travel, will become carbon neutral, the campaign plans to elaborate as it releases more specifics on its climate change plans over the next few weeks. The campaign has not yet responded to a request from The Hill for more information on that plan.

The Clintons love to fly, and it shows. What’ll Hillary’s “offsets” be? Solar-powered homebrew server? Switch to 100-percent organic pantsuits? Increase time spent “just chillin'” to lower planet’s average temperature? Only allow Bill to date women who drive hybrids?

I’m sure they’ll come up with something good. It isn’t surprising Hillary wants to do something about global warming — after all, it’s responsible for all her email controversy.

**Written by Doug Powers

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