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Hillary’s promise to America: As president, I will always try to tell the truth

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By Doug Powers  •  February 19, 2016 06:04 PM

**Written by Doug Powers

If this is ever subjected to an honest fact-checking, Geppetto will die from exhaustion before he’ll be able to make enough Pinocchios for the final rating:

PELLEY:You know, in ’76, Jimmy Carter famously said, “I will not lie to you.”

CLINTON: Well, I have to tell you I have tried in every way I know how literally from my years as a young lawyer all the way through my time as secretary of state to level with the American people.

PELLEY:You talk about leveling with the American people. Have you always told the truth?

CLINTON:I’ve always tried to. Always. Always.

PELLEY:Some people are gonna call that wiggle room that you just gave yourself.

CLINTON:Well, no, I’ve always tried —

PELLEY:I mean, Jimmy Carter said, “I will never lie to you.”

CLINTON:Well, but, you know, you’re asking me to say, “Have I ever?” I don’t believe I ever have. I don’t believe I ever have. I don’t believe I ever will. I’m gonna do the best I can to level with the American people.

She’s always “tried” to be honest, and when she wasn’t it was for your own good!

Add another lie to the pile!

Sure, whatever you say, Hillary:

And don’t forget “it was the video,” “I never had classified information on my server” and “Wall Street banks didn’t expect anything in return when they paid me all that money.”

**Written by Doug Powers

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