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By Michelle Malkin  •  July 13, 2004 09:25 AM

“You’ve gotta like a senator who is a pooper picker-upper,” said Connie Thompson of Laurel, Md., upon seeing Senator Ted Kennedy cleaning up after his dog, Splash (!).

I’ll leave the comments to you all.

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  1. #1
    On July 13th, 2004 at 9:29 am, Chris said:

    I guess that means he is always where the crap is.

  2. #2
    On July 13th, 2004 at 9:30 am, Dan Patterson said:

    It looks like the wrong turd was put into the trash.

    Oh sorry. Did I say that out loud…?

    Dan Patterson
    Winston-Salem, NC

  3. #3
    On July 13th, 2004 at 9:45 am, Brady said:

    but who’s gonna clean up after him?

  4. #4
    On July 13th, 2004 at 9:52 am, John S. said:

    Does Teddy miss the irony of naming his dog “Splash.”

  5. #5
    On July 13th, 2004 at 10:05 am, Spoons said:

    That’s like Bill Clinton having a dog named Spot.

    -Spoons (c)2002

  6. #6
    On July 13th, 2004 at 10:14 am, Frank J. said:

    That like…

    Ah, I got nothing.

  7. #7
    On July 13th, 2004 at 10:15 am, BarCodeKing said:

    Wow! Ted Kennedy acting responsibly! How… Republican. The Dems would have to revoke his LLL credentials if they ever found out about it.

  8. #8
    On July 13th, 2004 at 10:18 am, Chris said:

    I heard John Kerry-Hienz’s dog was named Flip but he changed it to Flop…or did he?

  9. #9
    On July 13th, 2004 at 10:25 am, Chris said:

    Frank! Did you choke? Is it too early? Still recovering from your trip?

  10. #10
    On July 13th, 2004 at 10:29 am, GsOuPx said:

    Considering that he went through 6 and half years of Nixon, 8 years of Red Ink, 4 years of Poppy and ran for POTUS, I’d say that makes him an expert.

    FWIW, the only person who doesn’t curb in my neighborhood is a trial lawyer who currently populates his yard with Bush/Cheney posters.

    I’ve suggested to him that he takes one of those posters with him and just let the dog do its business on that but he hasn’t yet. He usually only needs to hear a suggestion once to follow it, too. When I suggested to him that the lumps “Dakota” left on my yard were going to be the basis for his new house color, he began passing by my house on the other side of the street. Thankfully, or fortunately for him, his sweet wife walks the dog most of the time.

  11. #11
    On July 13th, 2004 at 10:55 am, Matt said:

    The pooch in question is apparently a Portugese Water Dog. Water dog, just like most of his girlfriends.

  12. #12
    On July 13th, 2004 at 11:08 am, Noble Eagle said:

    He’s spread enough of it over the years, it’s about time he picked some up.

  13. #13
    On July 13th, 2004 at 11:25 am, Bill from INDC said:

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  14. #14
    On July 13th, 2004 at 11:27 am, Marshall said:

    Spoons - “That’s like Bill Clinton having a dog named Spot.”

    Classic.

  15. #15
    On July 13th, 2004 at 11:42 am, Joe said:

    He will clean up a dog’s excrement, but not pull a woman out of a car. A picture of modern responsibility (Kennedy Style.)

  16. #16
    On July 13th, 2004 at 11:54 am, Former Hostage said:

    He’s obviously gathering material for his next speech.

  17. #17
    On July 13th, 2004 at 12:26 pm, Joel (No Pundit Intended) said:

    People have been picking up after Ted since July 1969. About time he returned the favor.

    ” Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law?
    Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty? ”
    Ted Kennedy

  18. #18
    On July 13th, 2004 at 12:28 pm, Stephen Macklin said:

    He’s probably just returning the favor.

  19. #19
    On July 13th, 2004 at 2:07 pm, David Blackmon said:

    Obviously Ms. Thompson is near-sighted. It was not the dog he was cleaning up after.

  20. #20
    On July 13th, 2004 at 2:31 pm, Evilwhiteguy said:

    Frank, it’s like Senator Byrd naming his dog “sheets”.

  21. #21
    On July 13th, 2004 at 2:37 pm, Evilwhiteguy said:

    Or Trafficant having a dog named “Pokey”.

  22. #22
    On July 13th, 2004 at 3:24 pm, Guy S. said:

    Or Chicago’s Mayor Daley having a dog named “Miggs”.

  23. #23
    On July 13th, 2004 at 3:54 pm, David Blackmon said:

    Or Fat Ted having a dog named “Scotch”.

  24. #24
    On July 13th, 2004 at 4:53 pm, Rebecca said:

    Mayor D’s dog would more properly be called “Meigs”…

  25. #25
    On July 13th, 2004 at 4:58 pm, Jim said:

    That’s like Hillary Clinton having a dog named “Frosty”.

    Jim
    Sloop New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  26. #26
    On July 13th, 2004 at 5:14 pm, Mamamamontezz said:

    Or Rep. Julia Carson naming her pitt bulls “Smash” and “Grab”.

    Or Rep. Barney Frank naming his chihuahas “Butch” and “Sissy”.

    Perhaps Monica Lewinsky naming her pooches “Fiddle” and “Diddle.”

  27. #27
    On July 13th, 2004 at 5:26 pm, Matt said:

    I thought Barney Frank’s dog would be Pokey, or would it be Pokee?

  28. #28
    On July 13th, 2004 at 6:22 pm, David2 said:

    It’s like LBJ having a dog named “I had his damned liberal head blasted off and now I’M Prezeedent of these here United States”.
    Now THAT’S a name for a dog. And that’s what I’m talking about, Teddy. Next time, get a real name for yur dawg!!!

  29. #29
    On July 13th, 2004 at 6:39 pm, David2 said:

    His nickname is “Splatter” which is a lot closer to “Splash” and has some similar ramifications. Except, of course, we have films of Splatter and there are, to my knowledge, no visual records of Splash in action.

  30. #30
    On July 13th, 2004 at 7:42 pm, N. O'Brain said:

    Ted Kennedy, Captain of the USS Oldsmobile.

  31. #31
    On July 13th, 2004 at 10:35 pm, COLUMBO said:

    I don’t know what Hillary’s dog’s name is… but I’m sure it’s a bitch!

  32. #32
    On July 14th, 2004 at 1:02 pm, GsOuPx said:

    Former Hostage:

    Are you a graduate of a school in Lancaster, PA?

  33. #33
    On July 15th, 2004 at 2:31 pm, Frog said:

    If only he’d been as concerned about picking a person out of a sinking car…

  34. #34
    On July 15th, 2004 at 4:23 pm, Mark said:

    With the convention approaching, perhaps the good senator was running low.

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