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By Michelle Malkin  •  July 21, 2004 06:38 AM

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Former Vice President Al Gore cheers the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s approval of Botox for reduction of underarm sweat.

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  1. #1
    On July 21st, 2004 at 9:02 am, DANO said:

    you are a sick sick individual. and i love you.

  2. #2
    On July 21st, 2004 at 9:21 am, Tammi said:

    THAT’S funny. Really funny.

  3. #3
    On July 21st, 2004 at 9:22 am, John S. said:

    If you look closely at the 3 closest people to his pits, you’ll notice:

    1. That the guy on Gore’s right is so nauseated that he has to turn away before vomiting,

    2. The girl on Gore’s left has a look of utter bemusement at just how much the VP sweats, and

    3. The girl in the front with her eyes closed is thinking “this guy’s pits are actually burning my eyes!”

  4. #4
    On July 21st, 2004 at 9:24 am, Steve Simon said:

    This is wrong on so many levels, it’s hard to know where to start…
    Thanks for a great laugh this morning!

  5. #5
    On July 21st, 2004 at 9:25 am, brharris said:

    Look at the grimmace on the face of the young woman in the bottom right corner…looks like she knows what it’s like to be downwind of Gore’s…er…enthusiasm.

  6. #6
    On July 21st, 2004 at 9:26 am, bhrarris said:

    Sorry John S.–Didn’t see your post before I posted mine.

  7. #7
    On July 21st, 2004 at 9:28 am, The Liberal Avenger said:
  8. #8
    On July 21st, 2004 at 9:29 am, Noble Eagle said:

    You forgot to mention that, as a Senator, Gore took the initiative in inventing Botox. He did this right after inventing the internet, but before inventing reality TV.

  9. #9
    On July 21st, 2004 at 10:16 am, Martin aka Blogbat said:

    I wonder if the possible nuclear material found on those three buried iraqi missiles Iraqi security forces say they discovered today are really capped with Gore sweat…no. That would be a WMD beyond the scope of even the most brutal ruler lol.

  10. #10
    On July 21st, 2004 at 10:26 am, Bryan said:

    No Photoshop required. Nice!

  11. #11
    On July 21st, 2004 at 10:38 am, BC said:

    This NOT what I needed so see first thing in the morning.

  12. #12
    On July 21st, 2004 at 10:49 am, BTD Steve said:

    Is it just me, or does the girl on the far right look like Monica Lewinsky?

  13. #13
    On July 21st, 2004 at 11:08 am, Erik said:

    Secret … strong enough for a man … but made for Al Gore.

  14. #14
    On July 21st, 2004 at 11:10 am, Quas said:

    Thank goodness I already ate breakfast…

  15. #15
    On July 21st, 2004 at 11:33 am, Quig said:

    That picture is just plain disgusting. Kind of like the Democratic Party.

  16. #16
    On July 21st, 2004 at 11:34 am, Surge said:

    “Here’s GW:

    http://www.suprmchaos.com/smirk-sweat1_070302.jpg

    http://www.ironictimes.com/images/bush004.jpg

    Now THIS was something I did not want to see first thing in the morning.

    Smirky, sweaty and in full color!

    Blecch! :-P

  17. #17
    On July 21st, 2004 at 11:35 am, Matt said:

    You’re all missing the point - it’s not Earth in the balance - it’s Gore in the balance. We must stop Gore Warming before it’s too late …

  18. #18
    On July 21st, 2004 at 11:37 am, John said:

    Matt, LOL! Very nice!

  19. #19
    On July 21st, 2004 at 11:47 am, Martin aka Blogbat said:

    I think this thread has far too much “Gore” for my poor eyes

  20. #20
    On July 21st, 2004 at 12:32 pm, Jack Burton said:

    What the hell is that? A screen shot from the Shannon Faulkner fitness video?

  21. #21
    On July 21st, 2004 at 1:00 pm, rightwingduck said:

    Michelle,
    This screams Caption Contest.

    If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. Clap clap.

    Overjoyed with his latest endorsement, The Al Gore People broke out into song…Y.M.C.A.

    The nomination: The smell of sweat sweat success.

  22. #22
    On July 21st, 2004 at 1:11 pm, americankitty said:

    *sings*~Young man
    there’s no need to feel down
    I say
    Young man…~

  23. #23
    On July 21st, 2004 at 1:35 pm, Paleo said:

    Do we know what happens when a Botox injection goes too deep and enters the brain? Yes. I think we do…

  24. #24
    On July 21st, 2004 at 1:43 pm, Martin aka Blogbat said:

    Paleo: first we need to establish there is a brain ;-)

  25. #25
    On July 21st, 2004 at 2:51 pm, Quig said:

    Martin aka Blogbat, It’s already been established. He doesn’t have a brain. Just overactive sweat glands.

  26. #26
    On July 21st, 2004 at 3:37 pm, Jack Burton said:

    Is his next move going to be the white man’s overbite?

  27. #27
    On July 21st, 2004 at 3:40 pm, CrazyFool said:

    I didn’t know trees had sweat glands….

  28. #28
    On July 21st, 2004 at 3:57 pm, Martin aka Blogbat said:

    Overbite, trees… I am srating to piece together a very strange pedegree indeed. So which parent was the tree and which was the beaver? On second thought, nevermind! (DOH)

  29. #29
    On July 21st, 2004 at 4:01 pm, Jack Burton said:

    Martin, the overbite is just a natural facial reaction caused by people with no rythem whatsover trying to dance. It’s not pretty, but really, what about that picture is?

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