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THE TOM CRUISE DEATH GRIP

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 15, 2005 01:14 AM

Well, I’ve kept quiet about the Tom Cruise Happy Predator Freak Show. It’s not my usual subject matter, but I can’t get the Tom Cruise Death Grip out of my head.

It was alarming enough to watch him clamping down on 26-year-old Katie during the Oprah show:

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(Screen shot via Defamer)

Ouch.

But this photo of an unhinged Cruise putting the death grip on 11-year-old Dakota Fanning is the last straw:

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So. Very. Scary. Look. At. His. Face.

And The Grip.

Where is Tom Sneddon when you need him? I swear it looks like the poor girl’s arm is coming out of its socket. And, oh dear Lord, her tiny wrist must still be in pain. Good thing the Olson twins didn’t co-star with Cruise. He’d snap them both in half.

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There’s a Free Katie site up and running. Next: Save Dakota!

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