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Things you should try once in your life: Flying on a trapeze!
Checked it off the list this weekend.
Yep, that’s really me, conquering an abject fear of heights with help from my very dear, adventure-loving friends. Wheeeeee. What’s the wildest thing you’ve done?

After a long runaround, ironically, this could be the only way to finally get to the bottom of this mess and find out once and for all what she knew, and when she knew it.
If it helps thwart just one more attack on our intellects, it’ll be worth it:

But if anybody asks, I was [...]

I mentioned this on Twitter last night. Today is Odd Day (5/7/9): “Three consecutive odd numbers make up the date only six times in a century. This day marks the half-way point in this parade of Odd Days which began with 1/3/5. The previous stretch of six dates like this started with 1/3/1905—13 months after [...]

DiplOmacy

Fancy pants.

Because sometimes, you just need to stop and smell the roses. Or break into a “Sound of Music” dance number in the middle of Antwerp’s Central Station! (Thank you, American Digest and Anchoress):

You won’t believe how many people thought I was serious when I Tweeted that this morning!

Did you get anybody good today? Share your April Fool’s tales/favorite pranks/etc.
I vote for the 1998 Left-Handed Whopper.

Help a brother out.

I’m scheduled to appear on Neil Cavuto’s show on FNC at around 4:45pm-ish Eastern today.
Then I’ll be up to my ears in fabric working on this fantabulous color wheel quilt with my daughter.
TGIF!

“Neo-Con Barbies.”

I promised a photo of my son’s Pikachu cake from last week. Couldn’t have done it without my daughter, who happily provided supplemental icing services when my hand conked out. Not the neatest job in the world, but the birthday boy was happy:

Sorry for the light blogging. I’m frantically making that Pikachu cake for my birthday boy. Up to my ears in Wilton icing.
Those Bakugan thingies arrived in the mail today (just in time!). After my search the other day, I thought of an idea. I’m buying a bunch of Bakugan thingies to donate to military families [...]

I was offline this afternoon doing a little shopping for my son’s birthday. There are many industries hurting out there. But I’ll tell you: The makers of “Bakugan” are doing just fine. The entire aisle of Bakugan merchandise at Toys ‘R Us was cleared out. Wiped. Gone. The clerk told me they can’t keep them [...]

Boo-licious.

I’m headed home after a good trip to Tallahassee for a talk at Florida State University. The students boosted my spirits and hopes for the future of conservatism.
Blogging will be light this afternoon because it’s a red-letter day in the Malkin family: High School Musical 3 is out in theaters. If you’ve read my [...]

Looking for something scary to put on your front porch for Halloween?
Boo!

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One of my other favorite pumpkin designs:

Plus: Bonus birthday photo flashback.

Good talk, son.

Dolled up.

Life outside the blog bubble.

“They don’t buy extras like ice cream anymore”.

“our Total Quality Jihad family…”

“Hold me closer, Tony Danza…”

Introducing the See-Dubya Genius Grant.

Skeet Surfin’ USA!

Cake all around!

I’ll be there for you…until you become a political liability, that is.

See-Dub’s directorial debut!

With a name like that, it has to be good…