**Written by Doug Powers We knew that Obamacare could cause a physician shortage and require a recruitment push, but I didn’t know it would go this far: Actually Nelson’s honorary doctorate is in music, but word is he will have the authority to write medical marijuana prescriptions once Obamacare fully kicks in. Willie was awarded […]

Originally posted 2/24/13, 12:28am. I’m bumping this post up for Fox viewers who are hearing about it for the first time on Hannity tonight 2/27/13 9:55pm Eastern. Enjoy. Hey, who needs Saturday Night Live?! It’s been a while since I was inspired to post a YouTube parody. Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama provided the perfect […]

Hey, who needs Saturday Night Live?! It’s been a while since I was inspired to post a YouTube parody. Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama provided the perfect opportunity. On Friday, the late-night comedy duo collaborated on an “Evolution of Mom Dancing” video that has the lib media swooning. Here’s their video (which parodies the classic […]

Lack of faith disturbing

What? You were sleeping last night instead of tuning in with the rest of the world’s space/science fans to the livestream of the NASA/JPL Mars landing of rover Curiosity?! Have no fear: Twitchy provided comprehensive live social media coverage of the event. More importantly (for the ladies…and a few men), Twitchy Team diagnosed the late-night […]

Confirmed: Zip line not ready

Signs of the times

Mystery Science Theater $5 Trillion

“One planet. One people. Billion regulations.”

**Written by Doug Powers We’ve had some fun with Al Sharpton, from “resist we much” to the blueberry pie promo, and last night Saturday Night Live got in on the action: The IRS still isn’t laughing. **Written by Doug Powers Twitter @ThePowersThatBe

The art of lowering expectations

Denied

You know that gaffetastic United Nations photo-op of President Obama earlier this week? The one where his beauty pageant wave blocked another foreign dignitary and elicited gigglesnorts heard ’round the world? Well, photographer/videographer extraordinaire Michael Deppisch memorialized the moment with an animated .gif that I just had to share. This should be the U.N. Christmas […]

**Written by Doug Powers By way of the Laura Ingraham Show — I think Obama’s speech writers might owe Carter’s speech writers some royalties: **Written by Doug Powers Twitter @ThePowersThatBe

**Written by Doug Powers A very happy Father’s Day to all our dad readers, and I’d like to send out a special one to my own dad. My kids made me homemade cards. I don’t melt easily but that does it every time, although some will blame global warming. So far though nobody here has […]

Teleprompter sold separately

Game on

Director’s cut

**Written by Doug Powers Another outrageously outraged Aaron Sorkin column on the way in 3… 2… 1…

Hangover Hilton

Worth the weight

Yep, I turned the big 4-0 today. Thanks for all the great e-mail birthday messages and tweets! Moving out of D.C. after a decade of Beltway swamp life and settling in Colorado was one of the healthiest decisions I’ve made. Although most of you know me from TV, books, and the blogosphere, I have been […]

“Juussst a bit outside…”

**Written by Doug Powers By way of Moonbattery, a sign spotted at the State Department: Van Helsing adds: The leftist criminals running the federal government are stealing literally $trillions from us, from our children, and from our grandchildren, and using nonsensical bailouts and pork-stuffed “stimulus” farces to pass out the loot among their corrupt cronies. […]

**Written by Doug Powers Republican Marty Lamb is running for Congress in the 3rd Congressional District in Massachusetts, and his campaign mailer contains something most voters can use these days — A barf bag: (pic via jimfarrellxx) If this doesn’t work, the next logical step is toilet paper. (h/t Jeremy Shulkin and Instapundit) **Written by […]