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PLAY OF THE DAY

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 12, 2005 09:23 AM

This will make your day.

EXTREME E-BAY

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 9, 2005 06:30 AM

Did you know there’s a blogger who keeps tabs on Outrageous E-bay Auctions?
Hat tip: Ramblings’ Journal

WORD OF THE DAY: APPOGGIATURA

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 2, 2005 04:32 PM

It was the winning word at the National Spelling Bee.
More on the Bee winner, 13-year-old Anurag Kashyap (there’s a spelling challenge), here.
Spelling bee blogging…
Last Rick’s Resort y-a-w-n-s.
A List of Things Thrown Five Minutes Agoliveblogged.
Spelling bee personal story…
I was a finalist at the Atlantic County, N.J., 8th grade spelling bee. We were down to a half-dozen [...]

DON’T WEAR A STAR WARS COSTUME IN PUBLIC…

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 23, 2005 09:43 AM

…because you might end up in The Parade of Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes.
Warning: Beverage-spewing-inducing.

SUNDAY FUN STUFF: CONTAGIOUS

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 22, 2005 10:45 AM

The Contagious Media Showdown is on.
My favorite entries:
Crying, while eating
Blogebrity
Delivr

PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST FODDER

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 17, 2005 03:54 PM

What’s Arianna up to? Scott at SlantPoint snaps the pic. You do the rest.
Update: More (animated) fun with Huff from Dan Riehl.

BEST. GRADUATION. PRANK. EVER.

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 9, 2005 03:36 PM

In Washington state, home of the never-ending gubernatorial election where every bogus vount counts, some Washington State University accounting grads sent a message to commencement speaker Democrat Gov. Christine Gregoire.
Click here.
Then here.
And here for a wide shot.
Hilarious!
(Hat tip: Freepers)
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Previous:
The Felon Swing Vote
Breaking: GOP court win in Washington
Still more uncounted ballots in Washington state
Washington State: the [...]

THE KENTUCKY DERBY GONE WILD

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 8, 2005 04:20 PM

Lovely.

G-RATED HUMOR

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 3, 2005 10:10 PM

Apropos of the Laura Bush post, a reader writes: “Don’t you ever laugh?” Why, yes, yes, I do. Here are ten things that made me chuckle today:
10) Hugh Hewitt exposing the WaPo’s Terry Neal
9) Frank J. on runaway brides
My 18-month-old son, trying to imitate me sneeze (shwa-SHWOO!)
7) My 4 1/2-year-old daughter, informing me [...]

ELEPHANTS ON A RAMPAGE

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 20, 2005 01:41 PM

Now, if we could just replace the lame Republicans on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee with these elephants, we’d get somewhere.

THAT FABULOUS TIGER WOODS MOMENT…

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 11, 2005 02:53 PM

…at the Masters this weekend has already been immortalized in a homemade Nike commercial over at Jaffe Juice, the blog of marketing guru Joseph Jaffe.
Very cool.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SMILE

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 30, 2005 07:12 AM

This was a pleasant surprise.

QUIZ OF THE DAY

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 28, 2005 01:56 PM

Okay, I never usually link to these things. But we’re huge Incredibles fans (if you haven’t seen the special DVD feature, Jack-Jack Attack, you must).
So, which Incredibles character are you?
I’m…Edna.

FRIDAY FUN LINKS O’ THE DAY

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 25, 2005 02:47 PM

Just to lighten things up for a bit…
Marshmallow Peeps!
Blue Peeps pie.
Make your own Peeps. Or PeepPuffs (ick).
And don’t miss: Peeps Art.
Update: Reader Leslie sends another favorite…
The Lord of the Peeps

“TRANSPARENT” COMPUTER SCREEN

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 24, 2005 01:11 PM

This is cool.

WHEN BAD SPELLING HAPPENS TO GOOD PEOPLE

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 16, 2005 09:30 AM

This is rully fonny.

OH, SAY CAN YOU…

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 14, 2005 12:33 PM

…remember the words to the National Anthem?

ANNOYING CELL PHONE RING TONES

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 10, 2005 11:18 AM

As if those 50 Cent ring tones weren’t aggravating enough, here’s the latest innovation in cell phone noise:
Sexy moans for mobile phones
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Adult film company New Frontier Media has something new for cell phones: ring moans.
Wireless content company Brickhouse Mobile on Tuesday said that under an agreement with New Frontier it would [...]

SUPER BOWL RECIPE BLOGGING

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 5, 2005 05:11 PM

Here’s one for lumpia shanghai (Filipino eggrolls), which I served to some blogger friends last weekend. They’ll make good appetizers for the game tomorrow. Enjoy:
Lumpia Shanghai
1 lb. of lean ground beef
1 large carrot
1 stalk of celery
1 medium onion
1 egg
1 package of eggroll wrappers (wonton wrappers will work, too, but the larger-sized eggroll wrappers, which you [...]

JOHN KERRY AND THE JOKER

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 3, 2005 01:50 PM

Woody’s Blog sees a resemblance. Yikes.

FUN WITH PAYOLA

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 17, 2005 08:49 AM

Adding some needed levity, Beautiful Atrocities has the real scoop on which conservative bloggers got what from the White House. Frankly, I would have preferred the IHOP gift pass.

IN CASE SANTA PLANS TO SUE YOU…

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 21, 2004 05:37 PM

…for feeding him fattening Christmas cookies, the Center for Consumer Freedom cheekily suggests leaving a “Christmas Cookie Liability and Indemnification Agreement” by the tree.
By signing it, Kris Kringle agrees not to sue you on the basis of:
1. your failure to provide him with nutrition information and a list of ingredients (the “Grandma’s Secret Recipe” clause);
2. [...]

“THEY’VE OUTSOURCED SANTA!”

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 19, 2004 07:51 AM

Funny, but not so funny, Steve Breen cartoon here.
(Thanks to reader Judy Breck for sending.)

HOWARD DEAN’S CHRISTMAS LIST

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 13, 2004 11:21 AM

It’s up at Protein Wisdom.
I think “shirts with bigger collars” is missing.

HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 10, 2004 12:20 PM

Agh. They won’t go away. If you have kids or are an overgrown kid, you know what I’m talking about. If you don’t, count yourself lucky. Their presence has raised the nation’s Annoyance Alert to Code Red.

THE POLITICS OF NUTELLA

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 10, 2004 09:57 AM

Italians are currently debating a very important global issue: the politics of Nutella:
“Only Italians could turn something like this into an ideological question,” said Gigi Padovani, who put the question to a group of students at the Velso Mucci Institute, a technical school for chefs and waiters in this small town in northern Italy. As [...]

WATCH OUT: I AM A LEFTY

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 8, 2004 11:19 AM

Left-handed, that is. (Yeah, yeah. “It’s the only thing left about me.” “Left-handed people are in their right minds.” Chortle, chortle.) Anyway, the latest left-handed news comes from the University of Montpelier:
Are left-handed people nature’s way of starting a fight?
Alexander the Great was one, as was Billy the Kid and John McEnroe. Now scientists believe [...]

“MAN, I LOVE CREAM OF WHEAT” AND OTHER FUNNY STUFF

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 6, 2004 10:18 AM

WuzzaDem does Hardball.
Meanwhile, Aaron the Liberal Slayer imagines a Battle of the Blogger Babes and has designed new pieces for his famous Blogopoly board. (Do I get one?)
And in Frank J.’s world, Bush cleans up the U.N. With bats.

FINDING SPONGEBOB

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 5, 2004 02:39 PM

Police are on the lookout for a blow-up SpongeBob SquarePants figure stolen from a Burger King in Minnesota. According to this report,
[The police have] found a ransom note which starts off: “We have SpongeBob.” It then demands, “Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.”
The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob’s nemesis, Plankton. A postscript [...]

Late-night cravings

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 28, 2004 03:48 AM

Things I miss about…
Seattle: Dick’s Drive-In fries and homemade vanilla milkshakes. Copper River salmon. Ivar’s clam chowder.
Los Angeles: In-n-Out burgers.
South Jersey: Funnel cakes and lemonade on the Boardwalk. Fralinger’s Original Saltwater Taffy. Joe and John’s pizza. Hoagies from anywhere.
Reminds me of one of the late, great Michael Kelly’s lovely, witty, classic columns on South Jersey [...]


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