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I noted over the weekend that charity-stingy First Lady told the grads at UC Merced to “give back.”
Via Vanessa Richardson at WalletPop , the Merced Sun-Star reported on the price tag for Michelle O’s lecture:
The Merced Sun-Star reports the school’s commencement budget has ballooned from $100,000 to $700,000 to accommodate Obama on campus. It’s not [...]

GIVE.

We’ve been having gentle fun on Twitter with the story of Michelle Obama’s $540 suede and patent sneakers.
Just search #shoefriday for a taste of what we’re wearing.
What’s on your feet today?
I’ve got $50 Banana Republic flats, which I thought were a splurge until I saw the other Michelle’s footwear. Usually wearing my ratty old New [...]

Gee, I thought Obama ushered in the Age of Post-Racialism. Another illusion busted by Louisville Courier-Journal columnist Betty Baye:
Flummoxed.
I don’t recall ever using that word before in a column, but it’s a great description of how some folks are behaving toward President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama…
…To be sure, the flummoxed come in all [...]

Smile, you’re on candid cell phone camera!

Lecher.

Coming to a hospital near you?

The tax cuts in Barack Obama’s Turbaconducken rescue and recovery plan work out to $13/week per family (and sink to $8/week in January).
I know. You hardly know what to do with that huge windfall.
Remember when Michelle Obama derided last year’s $600 rebate checks?
The Anchoress does.
What sayeth Mrs. Obama now?

Racial identity politics comes back to bite Michelle Obama.
NYMag reported last week:
The Black Artists Association is upset with our new First Lady for not wearing clothes by African-American designers. BAA Cofounder Amnau Eele, who was a runway model for Yves Saint Laurent, Giorgio Armani, and Bill Blass, told WWD, “It’s fine and good if [...]

I’d better check my mailbox.
Now that Barack Obama has sat down for a meal with Bill Kristol, David Brooks, George Will, and possibly Rush Limbaugh, I’m sure Mrs. Obama will be inviting me to dinner any day now.
We’ve got so much to talk about, Other Michelle.
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Update: No Rush.

SERVE.

Woof.

Get a piece of Ba-rock.

Looking for something scary to put on your front porch for Halloween?
Boo!

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One of my other favorite pumpkin designs:

Wah.

“Breakthrough.”

“Thank you for all that you’re doing.”

Unleashed. Unhinged.

Cutesy.

Oh, snap.

“Michelle glowed in a silk radzimir kimono dress from Thakoon.”

Radical.

“God bless America!”

Just like you.

Mrs. Obama commands you to celebrate.

Bitter Half Alert: Obama or die!

“Fox News and the National Review and columnists of every ilk.”

Ma belle.

Judgment.

Fluffy distractions. Plus: Bonus tuna sandwich video.