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“Our Homeland Security can’t police their own home. How can they police our borders?”

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 11, 2008 02:58 PM

Lettucehead alert.

Outrage: Our “friends” in Mexico release suspect in Border Patrol officer’s murder

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 26, 2008 12:18 PM

The thanks we get.

Congress to Chertie: We need more incompetents of color!

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 5, 2008 11:12 PM

Profile this.

The Julie Myers fiasco: It's not the racism. It's the stupidity.

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 8, 2008 08:09 AM

Back in November, when the latest Julie Myers fiasco broke out, I said I had no tears for her. She’s the crony DHS head of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement bureau whose unpreparedness for the job I’ve spotlighted repeatedly over the years. When word spread about her photo-op at a Halloween party with a politically […]

Chertoff: We're "backsliding" on homeland security

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 7, 2008 07:57 AM

You don’t say!

The Kerik indictment, Giuliani, and the GOP; Update: Kerik pleads not guilty

By Michelle Malkin  •  November 8, 2007 08:43 PM

“Coming clean.”

What does FEMA stand for: Fake Emergency Media Actors; Chertoff condemns FEMA stupidity – pot meet kettle!l Update: The FEMA photoshop fun continues

By Michelle Malkin  •  October 26, 2007 08:56 PM

Fraudulent Emergency Mismanagement Asshats.

Alberto Gonzales resigns…effective Sept. 17, 2007 Update: Bush: "It's sad;" Paul Clement will serve as acting AG

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 27, 2007 11:51 PM

Don’t let the door…

I smell a CAIR lawsuit coming on…

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 12, 2007 08:33 AM

Chertie has chosen to lie in bed with the very people who make a living intimidating and suing vigilant Americans who take homeland security seriously.

Lettucehead alert: Chertoff has a “gut feeling”

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 10, 2007 10:34 PM

Update: 7/11 11:15am: Chertoff forgot to share his tummy troubles with the White House, which denies there’s any emergency meeting about an increased threat of attack. Buffoonery: ” U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff had told the Chicago Tribune’s editorial board his “gut feeling” was that the United States faced an increased risk of attack […]

Where in the world is Michael Chertoff?

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 9, 2007 05:15 PM

Keeping tabs on the head of the Department of Homeland Insecurity: He’s off to Dearbornistan for a private meeting with a shady imam.

The diminished credibility of the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 2, 2007 08:58 AM

Update: Chertoff plays down report of imminent al Qaeda attack. Plays up shortage of lettuce pickers. And here’s more Chertoff finger-wagging. *** Actions have consequences. One of the negative consequences of the Department of Homeland Security’s push for shamnesty is its shrinking credibility. From the dog-and-pony show raids before shamnesty hit the Senate floor to […]

Et tu, Michael Chertoff?

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 21, 2007 12:07 PM

Name-calling Michael Chertoff decries name-calling by exclamation point-wielding bloggers.

Calling out Michael Chertoff

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 25, 2007 11:30 AM

Click for our report: He says, “Get real.” We say: Get a clue. *** Related: Hugh Hewitt’s interview with Chertoff earlier this week. If Chertoff makes the Sunday rounds, will someone please ask him about his smearing of immigration enforcement proponents and expressed contempt for grass-roots conservatives. Please? Like this:Like Loading…

Attention, Michael Chertoff: Get to the bottom of this screw-up

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 23, 2007 09:01 PM

This is Manuel Flores. He is an illegal alien fugitive from the law. He is accused of raping and sodomizing his girlfriend’s nine-year-old daughter. Nine-year-old daughter. Manuel Flores is free, reportedly headed back to Mexico, because federal immigration officials screwed up, according to a local Denver report. I linked to this story earlier today, but […]

In the No-Spin Zone…update video: Chertoff trashes enforcement proponents…declines to appear tonight on The Factor

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 21, 2007 12:08 PM

7:35pm Eastern update: Here’s the cloture vote. I’ll be guest-hosting The O’Reilly Factor tonight and tomorrow night. We’ll be covering the immigration debate wall-to-wall. Catch the show at 8pm Eastern. *** Here’s your lunchtime blood-boiler: Video of the Michael Chertoff comment I mentioned this morning. MICHAEL CHERTOFF, HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY: You know, Wolf, first, I […]

Whos’ missing from Legal Affairs’ list of top legal thinkers?

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 9, 2004 04:06 PM

Legal Affairs has unveiled a poll asking readers to name “the country’s most influential and important legal thinkers�the ones whose ideas are pushing the law forward (or backward, as the case may be).” The magazine lists 125 academics, judges, and writers/commentators. To compile the list of legal academics, the editors say they relied on rankings […]

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