"I'm an undocumented immigrant, and I've been here, and I'm in college, and I'm working really hard," she said. "I'm here, so get used to it." --Mirla Lopez, a government and pre-law student at the University of Texas at Austin

The Austin, Texas, office of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement can be reached at 512-916-5888.

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(Hat tip: Res Ipsa Loquitur.)